Hunter Doherty 'Patch' Adams (born May 28, 1945) is an American physician, comedian, social activist, clown, and author. Adams, Patch; Maureen Mylander (1998). I had the misfortune of seeing Patch Adams the. The movie started out in an insane asylum where Patch commits himself. Nothing interesting happened for. Always lauging and giggling. Patch Adams - Channel Awesome. NC: (downbeat) Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. As you can probably tell by my voice, I'm just getting over an illness. It was either brought on by natural circumstances or the film I saw was so bad it made me physically sick. Either one wouldn't surprise me! So, the doctor says I should be fine, though, as long as I get plenty of rest and relaxat..(gets hit by clown nose) OW! Bitch Spasms (played by Doug Walker) appears wearing clown makeup, dressed in a doctor's coat and speaking like Robin Williams. Bitch Spasms: Hoho! The cure for anything, anywhere, is laughter! Bitch Spasms, and I'm here to make you laugh! What Happened To Patch Adams Girlfriend NameYou don't trust a doctor who looks like this? I'm against a bad Robin Williams movie horribly relaying that new form of medicine and new techniques. I personally don't know if the techniques of the real Hunter Adams work. Maybe they do, maybe he's a genius. From what I've looked up, he seems pretty legit. But the way they're trying to tell his story is such a cliched, emotionally forced dickfest, it makes me want to kick him in his comedic dangly red balls! Oh, wait, is this the actually funny Robin Williams or the shoving inspiration down your throat until you puke Robin Williams? Now, is it me or would they put the suicidal person in a less threatening ? I'd be afraid of a Fisher King reunion, too. Even for 1. 96. 9, wouldn't they know not to put a person who's for the most part calm and of sound mind in a ward filled with screaming, unstable people? Well, maybe they're not unstable. Maybe they're just misunderstood. Oh, Patch, show us the way. Making fun of a man's infirmity? Maybe he wants to participate too. Maybe Beanie knows a lot more than we give him credit for. Maybe we should treat him like a person instead of some useless punchline.. How do you say hello to Hitler? Who likes to masturbate? When he's not done making fun of what's wrong with you, he goes down to the orphanage to mock the kids with no parents. Adams is the hero because the big bad establishment doesn't want people laughing! He started to date his first girlfriend. Patch went on to start making his one dream into a reality. Patch Adams The Man Who Created Clown Doctors. Clowning around: The Patch Adams Story. According to Patch, they saw 500 to a thousand people each month. Patch Adams (1998) Quotes on. Patch persuades her to take nourishment by filling a plastic wading. If all of these things really happened to. The clip carin was murdered from Patch Adams (1998). Something happened last night. Patch Adams (1998): Carin Was Murdered. This is most unorthodox! But, of course, Patch connects with him. You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem, look at me! In fact, most of the time, I don't even wanna know what the problem is! I just wanna focus on the solution. Don't tell me the problem. I only wanna focus on the solution. You see what no one else sees. You see what everyone else chooses not to see for fear, conformity, or laziness. That's the most original message I've ever heard in a Robin Williams movie since Good Morning, Vietnam, Dead Poets Society, Fisher King, Jack, Good Will Hunting, Being Human, Jakob the Liar, Flubber, Bicentennial Man, and Man of the Year! So he decides he wants to leave and help people. I wanna learn about people. I wanna help them with their troubles. I wanna really listen to people. I'm sure you'll be a wonderful psychiatrist.. I guess they're practically the same thing. So he finds the best spot to inspiringly rebel as he meets up with his new roommate. Georgetown University. I was awarded the William F. Thompson Scientific Achievement Award. Like the EEEEEEVIL doctor who tries to teach everybody to never get emotionally involved with their patients. He trusts you.. to do no harm! It is our mission here to rigorously and ruthlessly train the humanity out of you and make you into something better. We're gonna make doctors out of you. Here, on the street, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy! An enemy deserves no mercy! Well.. they had a certain way of writing women, too. To go out of their way to show that they're not those old emotional stereotypes, and instead make way for new emotional stereotypes. For you see, in every nineties film, the woman behind the strong, independent wall that won't let anybody in,(feminine voice) is a sad little bunny rabbit that will eventually let down her defenses and reveal a tragic backstory. Oh, I don't want to think! I just want to be loved! Look at his rationale of acting like a jackass in medical school. That's a rational response, and not some contrived screenwriting devi- (gets hit by clown nose) OWW! Bitch Spasms appears again. Bitch Spasms: Hoho! You see, I connected with you! You hit me in the face! Yeah, you heard right, a meat packaging convention. I can CLEARLY see that this movie is going to represent people in an accurate and realistic manner. No stereotypes or manipulative portrayals here! This movie's like watching real life! So we spend three damn minutes in this place just to realize.. That if he wears a doctor's coat, he can fool people into thinking he's a three year student. Did you just make a bet that you could somehow work a meat packaging convention scene in there somehow? As you can see, these are diabetic ulcers with lymphedema and evidence of gangrene. Consider antibiotics, possibly amputation. It's called bedside manner! That existed before Patch Adams! I mean, this kind of misrepresentation is just giving him all the more reason to do stupid things like.. I was in a mental ward! I mean it, that's really, really great work. Go to hospitals and cheer people up. If choosing my doctors comes between this.. I don't trust him with a saw! Let's take him to a darkly lit room where shadows are casted on his face! You act like you're above the system when you're really just a non- conformist. You have to get under the fingernails of any authority figure that crosses your path as a way of dealing with some insecurity. Please hand over the rest of the movie to her! Clearly, she should be the focus! What is wrong with that? Does the doctor explode? You know what I'm.. I'm gonna take that scene..(takes scene and puts it under screen) I'm gonna put it away, and I am going to save it for later, because trust me, that scene is really gonna stab this movie in the ass later. It's okay, you'll get your chance. No, no, no, don't touch anything down there. DON'T TOUCH THA- -. Cut to black. Commercial break. NC shoves away commercial screen. THAT'S A BAD, BAD SCENE! Patch wants to act like an ass full time! So he goes around to all the students who are not sick and annoys the living shit out of them. Even when they're in the middle of taking a test. Donner, party over here! I sure hope none of them are susceptible to heart attacks. NC: (VO) Oh, and thank God sleep isn't important to any of the other patients in this ward. It's not like they put them in those beds overnight to get rest. It's to watch people have mental breakdowns with balloon animal safaris. Wall to wall and top to bottom. An entire pool full of noodles. I'm sure you'll find something. We've never seen him study in this film or do anything resembling schoolwork, or hell, even doctor work! All he does is act like he's from a mental ward. Oh, wait, HE WAS FROM A MENTAL WARD! I know how much you study, or I should say don't study, and you do better than me. Why don't we see him study? In Amadeus, they at least point out that he was raised from childhood to be obsessed with music. That's how he can remember things so well. But nothing here ever gives us a clue as to why he never studies and yet gets good grades. For all we know, he could be cheating! They never give us another explanation. But apparently, the teacher trusts him enough to handle the welcoming committee for a group of visiting gynecologists. Hunter, there's a detailed list of instructions in my office. Oh, and, uh.. the auditorium could use a good cleaning. How did you come to that brilliant logical conclusion? I'm sure absolutely nothing will go wrong and no comedic possibilities will come from this.. Belding from Saved By the Bell): ZACK MORRIIIIIIS! The orthodox levels on this are most un! For asking a group of doctors to have a sense of humor about themselves? That wasn't asking, that was forcing. As a comedian, you should know the difference! It means he can have an emotional death scene with one of the patients. You're not allowed in here while your dad's on his death bed. Only Patch is allowed to have an emotional scene with him. You're so silly for thinking you could do that. I mean, shaking the head and then thumping it against the pillow. No child should ever have to see such a horrible performance. So, seeing this somehow gets him thinking about how many people don't have health insurance. So he starts his own hospital in a house to practice medicine.. WITHOUT A LICENSE, and starts seeing patients for free! Okay, nice thought, but GET YOUR FUCKING LICENSE! That's almost as bad as stealing from a hospital! Laughter is the best medicine! Laughter is the best medicine! Oh, no, he touched me there, doctor! Are you feeling better?! I just wanted to see how you were doing. Scene cuts to Patch in the Dean's office. Dean: Carin Fisher was murdered. She was with Lawrence Silver. There was a shotgun involved, and then he turned the gun on himself. God, c- c- can I even make a joke about that? I mean, a woman was murdered! It'd probably be in bad taste, right? I mean, it's.. oh, God, I feel so bad about what I said earlier. I'm so.. I don't know what I can or can't get away with now. This is really sensitive territory! Holy sh.. I- I gotta do more research on this. God.. maybe she was molested. Maybe she did go through all that horrible stuff, or maybe she was.. In fact, the female character was a complete work of fiction in this movie. You're gettin' a whipping, movie! YOU'RE GETTIN' A WHIPPING, MOVIE! Where do you think you're going?! IT'S A BAD, BAD MOVIE!! I AM SO ASHAMED OF YOU!! If this movie can't even represent a dead person by getting his GENDER right, NOT making up a false romance, AND A CHILD MOLESTING STORY, ALL OF IT FABRICATED.. I've worked my way up to this joke. Remember that scene that I brought up earlier? What is wrong with that? Does the doctor explode? YES, THEY FUCKING DO!
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